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An Old Smuggler told
Sir William that he saw
Johnnie Walker take
Lord Calvert´s daughter
Queen Anne out riding on his
White Horse down to
Royal Castle near the
House of Lords. For a
Silver Dollar he laid her on the
Green Carpet with her
Bottom Up and tickled her
Old Drum with
Three Feathers. He then took out his
Long John which was hard as a
Canadian Club. He put it in her
Red Hackle and gave her a shot of
Cream of Kentucky which started
Wilkin´s Family.